Fueled By Protein And Poor Decisions Hoodie

Description

Let’s be real—none of us are perfect. We smash our workouts, we hit our protein goals, but the post-gym kebab? Also happening. This funny protein hoodie from ProteinHype embraces the glorious contradiction of the modern lifter—now in a warm heavyweight fleece for those cold nights when decisions are made.

Designed for those who take their training seriously but themselves lightly, this protein enthusiast hoodie makes the honest confession: “Fueled By Protein And Poor Decisions.” It’s the perfect joke protein hoodie for anyone whose gym discipline is iron-clad but whose life choices outside the gym might raise an eyebrow. Whether you’re hitting a PB or hitting the drive-thru, this protein themed hoodie has you covered.

Premium Quality You Can Feel
This isn’t just a novelty hoodie; it’s built for warmth and durability. Crafted from a premium blend of 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester (select colours are 55% cotton, 45% polyester) with a fabric weight of 280 gsm, this protein graphic hoodie offers a smooth exterior and a soft fleece-lined interior to keep you warm between sets or on rest days.

The 3-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings provides a clean, comfortable fit, while the front pouch pocket is perfect for keeping your hands warm or storing your phone and keys. Whether you’re searching for a gift for protein lovers or expanding your own gym wardrobe, this humour protein hoodie layers perfectly for streetwear looks or stands alone as a statement piece.

Product Specs:

• Fit: Unisex, relaxed fit

• Material: 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester (select colours 55% cotton, 45% polyester)

• Weight: 280 gsm – heavyweight and durable

• Interior: Soft fleece lining for extra warmth

• Hood: 3-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings

• Pocket: Front pouch pocket

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