Warning I Drink A Lot Of Protein Shakes Farting My Occur Hoodie

Description

Embrace The Hype. Accept The Consequences.

Let’s be honest: we’ve all been there. You’ve crushed your workout, downed your protein shake, and suddenly… well, let’s just say the warning on this hoodie becomes a public service announcement. The “Warning: I Drink A Lot Of Protein Shakes Farting May Occur” hoodie is for anyone who lives on protein—whether you’re a dedicated gym lifter, a student bulking on a budget, or just someone who appreciates honest humour.

This isn’t just a gag gift—it’s the softest hoodie you’ll ever own, now featuring your favourite ProteinHype design. Made from a premium 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend (280gsm), this unisex hoodie offers the perfect balance of comfort, warmth, and durability (Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are slightly less ring-spun cotton and slightly more polyester). The 3-panel hood and matching flat drawstrings provide a clean, modern look, while the front pouch pocket keeps your hands warm or your essentials close.

Quality You Can Feel:

• Ultra-Soft Blend: 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester (280gsm) for maximum comfort

• 3-Panel Hood: Structured fit that holds its shape

• Front Pouch Pocket: Convenient and classic streetwear style

• Matching Flat Drawstrings: Modern, stylish touch

Whether you need a funny protein hoodie, a gym humour gift, or just want to stay warm while warning those around you, this hoodie delivers. Join the ProteinHype community and wear your truth.